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We are no longer alone...

A Travesty of Justice

Xenophobia at it's very worst.

Africa

SG-1 find themselves in Africa - okeydokey campers - this is gonna be fun!

After effects

Remember Euronda, and their reassurances that the 'flying machine' wouldn't have any neurological impact? Yeah, Right! Not on a Jaffa maybe...

After prisoners

Running the SGC requires 100% from everyone who works there.... Anything less is unacceptable…

Air crash

Are we ever really alone?

Alone

The Colonel’s enemies make plans against him…

Assassination

SG-1 realize that their leader is a little more precious to them than they had thought!

Bait

Jack sets himself up as bait to catch two deranged members of SG-1.

Bank Robbery

Jack and Sam, a Bank. Wrong place, wrong time...

Beg

Jack has a painful encounter with a new Goa’uld.

Blood

The Stargate on a distant planet takes a tumble...on Jack.

Broken

It looks, swims and bites like one - must be a Shark...poor Jack!

Choice

Jack is given a choice, to live or to die.

Circumstance

(Biltong's FIRST story!)

SG-1 are ambushed as they exit the gate.

Decorations

Everybody handles grief in their own way. Here is one SHORT take on how Jack would have handled Daniel’s ‘passing on’.

Drip

Jack sacrifices himself to protect Daniel.

Dust

Jack is staked out flat on his back all day on a dusty planet with a whole lot of Jaffa…

Emotions

The second Original story idea by Mandy K given the 'Biltong' treatment......

A sulfur smell brings out the worst in SG-1, unfortunately for Jack!

Fade

Have you ever been in a situation where your life absolutely depended on your own actions? Where giving up would be easy, but to do so would be deadly?

Fire

A fire breaks out on the twentieth floor in Cheyenne Mountain. Those caught above the fire can evacuate, but those below it are doomed… Or are they?

Fodder

A futile attack on Earth disturbs SG-1.

Fold

"Fold or Norm?" - How would you reply?

Fold 2 - Twenty years - An alternate reality story.

Janet Frasier's POV of a terrible event 20 years in her past - from 2022...

The Goa’uld Crone

Jack once again faces his worst nightmare..

Hey Girly

Sometimes one can overdo the Sir Galahad bit!

Hide

Jack tries to hide his injuries from Dr Frasier, but she knows better.

Hide 2

Daniel… or is it Jack lost and alone on a mysterious planet? You decide whom.

Hurts

Jack O’Neill lashes out at his torturers.

I can’t go on without you

- An original poem by Biltong.

Ice

Jack and Daniel get assaulted by a tree on an icy road - on Earth...

The ignorant travelers

Jack reveals a hidden talent on hallowed ground...

Impact

The Goa’uld are being their usual 'nice selves' to our favorite Colonel…

In the single-minded pursuit of cholesterol..

The aftermath of a difficult mission

Incorrigible

Jack gets mugged - by two girls...

Inevitable

When savages invade the SGC, the highly trained personnel retaliate in a display of togetherness that isn’t as surprising as it is inevitable.

Jack

Sometimes being a first contact team can really be a bitch.

Jack's Angel

Jack relates a little of what in his past made him the Colonel we all love today.

Jack the Tok’ra version 4

Never judge a book by its cover…

Jack the Tok’ra and Nbutu’s BIG mistake

Sent on a political study course to the UN, Jack and Tofu somehow end up crossing swords with international terrorists.

 

Tok’ra, Tok’ra and more Tok'ra

The continuing adventures of SG1-T!!

Jack the Tok’ra and G’tan’s legacy

Jack feels unwell after a night out, but, as he's our favorite Colonel, it's more than just a hangover....

Jack the Tok'ra in Ochre

Settle down comfortably...we have saved the best for last....for Jack's plane is about to go down over the Iron Mountains.....!

Life strategies

As a wise man once said, "Want to make God laugh? Tell him your plans."

The Father Joe Series – Joe (With thanks to Badgergator)

What would happen if Jack's almost identical brother turned up at the SGC unannounced, and a inefficient guard LET HIM IN?

The Father Joe Series - Jack and Joe

SG1 discover a planet of twins... Father Joe is approached to help them out as his appearance is so close to Jacks...it seems to be a peaceful, agricultural planet...but they find out that their timing is just a little bit bad...

The Father Joe Series - The Soul Destroyer

The soul destroyer gets our favorite Colonel.

The Father Joe Series - Jack, Joe and the Eye of Sanchez

Anything told during confessional is inviolate. Unfortunately, some people just don’t care…

JJ

Would you just drop your flesh and blood off at a school and just drive away, not looking back?

JJ and Cassie

 JJ finally finds a soulmate. Who else but Cassandra Fraiser?

JJ’s abduction

An enemy of Jack returns to exact his vengeance and JJ O’Neill is the target.

Completed just a week before Americans vote in one of the closest races for President ever - we thought some of you would like a something else to occupy yourselves with!

Be warned!

You are going to need refreshments for this, Biltong's longest and greatest story so far..                      .-CiGik The BetaTester


JJ, Joe and the rescue of Jack

By Biltong

Evading your well meaning brother up a mountain with JJ can have unfortunate results - Yu gets involved and Joe shows more of his character... 

 

Mamma Afrika 

A disturbing story dealing with cholera.

 

Mayday

A stroke caused by the Asgard sets the scene…

Memories

Jack receives news of a casualty of war.

Memories of the worst kind

Jack thinks back on a particularly disturbing memory dealing with cutting a person’s throat, and I’ll have Jack tell it like it is. After all, he had special ops training. What did you think that meant? That he did nothing but make coffee?

Mumps

Does Jack hate childhood diseases? You betcha he does!

Need

Still reeling from the effects of his sarcophagus addiction, Daniel finds out about another former addict....

No other option

Sometimes you have no other option...

Outlet

What's the worst that can happen when a faulty electricity outlet malfunctions in the SGC canteen??

Outlet2 - The red truck

Surely Jack can't get into trouble on the way to an ice hockey game?

Precog

A deserted planet gives O’Neill the gift of second sight, a gift the NID wish to possess.

Pride

A diplomatic mission goes horribly wrong.

Rabies

It's something that SG-1 really wasn't expecting..

Reality Dose

Jack is faced with the reality of a young man's existence - and decides to intervene…

Retribution

Have you ever wondered what nasty things the Goa’uld might have used against us poor Tau’ri in retribution for us kicking them off Earth so long ago?

Roscoe

The NID use an experimental drug in order to try to extract vital information from our favorite Colonel.

Roscoe’s second attempt

Roscoe tries to get rid of the one person who can identify him - Colonel Jack O’Neill.

Sacrifice

Sometimes, paying the ultimate sacrifice is the only payment there is…

Sam’s Plan

Sam Carter has a desperate plan in mind in order to save her C.O’s life

Scarab

If curiosity kills the cat, what does it do to humans?

Scream

Four beings make up SG1. Each is unique for different reasons. This is Teal’c.

Seven tons of Litter

Suggestion : Find and install the "Stargate SG1 Go'ald Font" before reading this story - you will see why when you do!

It started out as such a great day for Jack - once he too would have scorned anyone who suggested that there were Already aliens among us... read on, Dear Reader and Biltong will explain!

 

SGC

The people of the SGC are real people too!

The Singing Jaffa (A sequel to BEG)

A story about a Goa’uld out for revenge - with Axes, Wasps and SERIOUSLY mangled Verdi...

Snakes and snakeheads

Jack really hates snakes...

Sound

Even when deep underground in Cheyenne Mountain Jack O’Neill’s curiosity can be dangerous.

Spark

Just one spark - that's all...

Talliff

A particular Jaffa may be more than a match for Colonel Jack O’Neill...

Terror in Boulder

An original story idea by Mandy K gets the "Biltong treatment"

Terrorists attack a stadium in Boulder - the site of the Navy – Air Force hockey game...

The art of War

A missile attack through the wormhole has dire consequences for everyone in the gateroom..

The Colonel at the Gas Station.

Jack having fun at the at the local Gas Station.

The gift of Time

Not all presents can be wrapped

The Hostage

Sometimes you can't see what's about to get you...

Jack gets himself kidnapped on a jungle planet.

The Jump

A parachute jump turns out horribly wrong.

The most desolate time is just before the Dawn

A desolate planet and a rainstorm set the scene…

Time

We are introduced to Airman Pablo De Souza…

Time Out

Even SG1 need a break...

The To’nal de Ashra’c

‘Fire’s’ Colonel Tony Sato is no more.

Tony

‘Colonel Tony Sato once more makes an appearance, or rather, Chi’tin does.

Too bored for words

SG1 are trapped in a dusty cave.

Trouble upon trouble

As usual - there's no peace for SG-1!

Unexpected Impact

When you work at Cheyenne mountain - especially for the SGC - the very last thing you expect is to get into trouble before you arrive at work....Sergeant Siler finds himself in the 'hotseat' in this one!

Violence

Our good Colonel once more hits the ground, this time somewhere hot.

Virus

An unknown virus takes over the SGC, infecting people by touch. Can SG-1 and Janet Fraiser save the day when their opponent is none other than General Hammond himself?

When time snapped back

Set just after 'a matter of time' (Season 2)

Doctor Janet Frasier does what she does best......

Waterworld

By Jolene Buttolph

PG-16

SG-1 are still forming bonds, and discovering just what makes each other tick. Finding their glue to be Jack. It’s been a tough year for Jack, but it doesn’t show until he feels happier. That's when he falls into deep water…